Grand Return of JohnJon

Our guild pervert Johnjon as been missing from maple since Jun 2007. He’ll be making a grand comeback on Tuesday 25th September and has tasked me to prepare a grand welcome for him, which includes a luscious thick red carpet, a marching band, fireworks and an entourage of sexy cheerleaders wearing miniskirts, or no skirts. The cheerleaders should preferably line up the red carpet and be gently tossing scented rose petals at John.

Because John is a well-celebrated character in Oracle, I have agreed to make the arrangements for him. For the safety of our female guild members, please wear double pants. (He did mention no skirts, he didn’t say no pants). Male guild members who’d like to partake in this celebration can wear miniskirts if they prefer. Due to budget constraints, we are unable to afford scented rose petals, so we’ll make do with tomatoes, fresh, rotten or canned. A can-opener will not be necessary.

Guild members interested in this event, do register with agrinomy.
Thank you very much.